death is absolutely safe

omgsexyfood:

Sausage platter

this is my FFFFFUUUUmpkin from last year

(via fuckyeahindiecisive)

I forgot ok!! Hey I wonder what happens on tumblr

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acceptable alternatives include having their uterus blown up like a balloon and popped, getting kicked in the eye, putting paper in the little curve off the penis head and slicing it through, and death by brokencyde.